06:12 08/19/2008
If there’s anything the last 200 years of American history has taught us is this: Causes are what’s ripping America apart.
I’m proud to announce that if elected, I will stop this terrible scourge dead in its tracks with a bi-partisan effort to stop causation at the sub-atomic particle level.
The world says: Americans do not understand causality.
I say: America does not need causality!
This is a new HOPE for America. CHANGE you can feel in your nuclei.
This is not something only high energy physicists can understand.
YES WE CAN! have cause WITHOUT effect.
YES WE CAN! have truth WITHOUT consequences.
I’m not doing this alone. I need your support to become President and fund the Tachyon Bomb this vision so desperately needs.
Peace in our time!
Monkey ‘12
